My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. by Anon
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake." by Anon
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. by Anon
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." by Anon
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." by Anonymous